No Crap Online…..strange name!
You’re quite right…I want you to think about it. That is the whole idea, the underlying thought….there is so much rubbish on the internet with preferably a hefty price tag.
I can’t stand it and think all entrepreneurs should have fair information. What does this mean for you?
Digital Marketing for social entrepreneurs, changemakers, ethical profit makers, entrepreneurial troublemakers, weirdo’s and oddballs!
My whole life I felt different. Where the masses went right, I went left because right did not feel right to me and I did not feel going right to belong to the masses.
I was stubborn, smart and not always very compliant.
My whole life I tried to fit in, to belong. With varying succes, by the way.
My whole life I wondered what was wrong with me.
No more! Of course, there is nothing wrong with me. People come in different shapes and forms and not everybody fits the mold. En because you read this, chances are you don;t fit the mold either.
You have an enormous advantage. Because you do not (want to) fit the mold it will be easier to head out above ground level.
There is space for all of us. Space for our unique gifts and to apply those. Just not with the standard methods.
As an Online Business Architect, I help you to get the most out of your company with Digital Marketing by applying a smart and cheecky combination of strategy, tech and a dash of humour.
Because I don’t believe in ‘One Size Fits All’, I don’t have any standard solutions. I prefer to speak to my potential cients, to see what benefits them most.
The end goal is often the same: they want more clients and more profit, preferably with what they already have.
What can I help you with?
I can help you with increasing your conversion, ranking your site in the search results, with optimising your online processes. I can help you with every aspect of your online business. I can’t help you myself, I will find the right people.
You’ll get a solid answer to al your (tech) questions in clear language. I would love to share my knowledge with you about how to enhance your awesome.
I am clear and honest, without frills or BS, so you get what you need (and often much more)!
Whichever wat you decide to work with me, it is always clear what you get and how much you need to invest.
I eat kiwi fruit with skin on and am different. So, do you have some time while I explain why I don’t fit the mold (and don;t want to)? Mayve we can swap notes?
Apart from that I try to do business in an ethical and environmentally friendly way. My hosting is ‘green’ and I have a tree planted for every order.
All weirdness on a stick (funny Dutch expressions), I am an IT nerd with an IT degree and 20+ years experience in hard core IT.
I can do more than sexy tech talk. I am an IT nerd in heart and soul, a trouble shooter. If something does not work, I take to it like a puppy to your favourite boot, until it works. So, if something does not work, I know what to do and how to fix it.
My superhero tech skills are mixed with a lot of online, marketing, strategy and sales knowledge, so you can learn in plain language what to do to make your online business grow.
Enhance your awesome: the smart combination of elbow grease, strategy and tech.
I am very honest and Dutch direct, so if you want to be handled with silk gloves, I am not the one you want to work with. I tell it like it is, even though it is not always fun to hear it. My honesty comes from a good heart. You want results right?