Give your company a kick in the butt with

Smart Unconventional solutions

so it keeps up with your big ideas

Especially for quick-witted entrepreneurs

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With the No Crap Formula

1. No Crap Strategy

Smart Strategies

(scientifically backed)

2. No Crap Systems

Smart Systems
+ tech wizardry

3. No Crap Sales

Smart Sales

(not hard sales but neuromarketing/persuasion/psychology)

No Crap


Finally, that hard earned money in your pocket

Good work Marjan.
Nice and direct and no unnecessary frills.
In short, a must.
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Suzanne Verbeek
Marjan gives in a short time so many clear tips that give your website just that little bit more. Really nice!

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Pascale Graaf
Conveniently all together, and as is always the case with you: clearly and kindly explained with practical assignments.
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Berna Wellen

No Crap Online
What a strange name!

That was your first thought, huh?

No Crap Online….. Strange name!

Absolutely right….I want you to think about it for a moment. There is so much Crap sold on the internet with preferably a hefty price tag.

I can’t stand that and want all entrepreneurs to have honest information that will help them. What does this mean for you?

I help you to give your business a kick in the butt with Smart Unconventional Solutions so that it keeps up with your ideas.

Maybe you recognise this?

All my life I have felt different. Where the masses went right, I went left because right didn’t make sense to me and I didn’t feel the need to go with the masses just to be part of them.

My whole life I thought and felt differently.
I was stubborn, clever and not always accommodating.

My whole life, I tried to fit in with the rest, to belong. With varying degrees of success.

All my life, I have wondered what was wrong with me.

Not any more. Of course there is nothing wrong with me. People come in all shapes and sizes and not everyone fits into the boxes. I just don’t fit into any standard pigeonhole. And since you are reading this, chances are you don’t fit into one either.

You don’t have to fit in a box!

You have a huge advantage! Just because you don’t fit in a box or don’t want to fit in a box, it will be easier for you to stand out online.

There is room for all of us. Space for our own unique gifts and to develop them.
But not by the standard methods.

You have come to the right place.

I help you to get the most out of your business with a stubborn and clever combination of strategy, technique and a touch of humour, in other words the No Crap Formula.

What does this mean in practice?

Because I do not believe in ‘One Size Fits All’, I do not have standard solutions. I prefer to speak to my potential clients in person to see what would suit them best. This can be through an informal conversation or through a diagnostic analysis of your offer, your funnel, your communication or your ‘influence’.

The goal is often the same: they want more customers and turnover, and preferably with what they already have.

So what can I help you with?
– 10 steps ahead of your competitor

Because you may already have had tons of promises, have been promised many golden mountains, or have bought the umpteenth ‘solution’, I understand that you are hesitant.

That is why we always start with an analysis: an offer analysis, a funnel analysis, a communication analysis or an influence analysis. This means that we use an analysis tool to put your company under the microscope. No fuzzy theories, no objective measuring. On the basis of such an analysis, we determine the next actions.

By using the No Crap Formula (Strategy, Tech and Sales), we ensure those earned Euros in YOUR pocket (and not someone else’s). We can apply this formula to your website, sales page, offer, webinar, funnel and social media to give you an edge (or ten) over your competition.
In doing so, I have an edge (or ten) over my competition (or other choices) who claim to do something similar. See my qualifications AND, and that really is a secret weapon, I have been trained by the Queen of Online Persuasion Bushra Azhar in Persuasion/Neuromarketing or the Psychology of Marketing so that you never have to do loud marketing ever again and get results more easily.

Think of it as business coaching, but in a very practical measurable way.

How does it work?

A traditional business coach tells you what to do, I also tell you how to do it without being part of the boring masses. I help you with advice and support. I give you a push while you learn to fly even better. And what is even better, you learn to get the best out of your business.  This can come in many shapes and sizes: online training, live training, a club, 1-on-1 and customised.  

Why should you care who I am?

Well, not if you don’t want more customers and turnover with what you already have.

I’m Marjan and with Smart Unconventional Solutions I give quick-witted entrepreneurs a kick in the butt, so their business keeps up with their ideas.

This Dutch national is a fixer and troubleshooter who cuts right through to the heart of the matter, gets to the results as fast as possible and says what needs to be said sprinkled with awesomeness and humour.
When she is not cooking up something for her clients, you can find her in the Netherlands with her Kiwi-husband and three kids. Or going for walks with her black cat Kwibus.
She eats her kiwi-fruit with peel on…

'one size fits all'

Want to know if we can work together successfully?
Send me an e-mail or a WhatsApp

I agree with you that there is no standard solution for everything.

So you don’t do websites anymore, Marjan?

I know, I am known as the one who knows everything about websites. And yes, I still do, but hear me out.

The hard truth is that your website alone is not going to do it for you.

Just like a sales page alone is not going to make you rich, or just ads, or just a funnel, or just a mail series, or just a webinar.

They are all cogs in a bigger picture.
And why, oh why should I help you with a solution you’re not ready for at all?
So often, I see entrepreneurs who want a new and improved website, but who don’t have a clear and complete offer yet. And then you know in advance that a new or improved website will not help them.

Because a ‘beautiful’ website is really not going to make cold visitors buy from you.

Or a good freebie is not going to make the leads come flooding in and turn them into customers for your high-end product.

People buy from people…and for that you need to build a relationship. Make sure they know you, trust you, that you can help them and that you are indeed who you say you are and do what you promise. And that you don’t just spout empty crap.

Just a pretty website doesn’t do that.

If you are sure that you have everything in order, go and have a look at my other company Kwalisites or email me to see how I can help you.